http://www.mediabitchfest.com Poking fun at journalism's rotting corpse. Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:56:52 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en It is with a heavy heart that I inform all 12 of the Media Bitchfest readership that this site will go into flash freeze as of the next post. Will Bitchfest come back? Probably, but no time soon and likely never as regularly as it was before. All those interested, you ... http://www.mediabitchfest.com/2007/02/05/mbf-frozen-in-carbonite/ If you are a less than legal teenage girl who lists the Pussy Cat Dolls as your biggest roll models because they "r so brave and beautiful" and you work on your dance moves in front of the family webcam. You might be eligible to cash in on YouTube's new ... http://www.mediabitchfest.com/2007/01/30/if-you/ But it delights me to no end. Tired of throwing your money away on Snow Bunny whores? http://www.mediabitchfest.com/2007/01/29/this-has-nothing-to-do-with-the-media/ In an uncertain world of turmoil and strife, whom can we turn to for a summery of happenings from this, our global village? The answer is Shaun Barnes, his World News Weekly column begins now… Roosevelt and Churchill. Reagan and Thatcher. Clinton and Blair. For decades, U.S. Presidents and British ... http://www.mediabitchfest.com/2007/01/26/world-news-weekly-12607-the-brown-eye-blinks/ This from Time.com: At a stormy, nationally televised speech at his official residence Wednesday night, Katsav professed his innocence and accused the police and media of working together to bring him down, using terms like "witch hunt" and "McCarthyism." He angrily pounded the podium and his voice cracked during a rambling ... http://www.mediabitchfest.com/2007/01/25/call-me-old-fashioned/ Amongst the State of the Union reaction stories brays this goat... Anti-War Actress Bored by Iraq Pitch Anti-war actress Susan Sarandon says she was bored by President Bush's Iraq pitch By KASIE HUNT Associated Press Writer (AP) Actress Susan Sarandon says she was bored by President Bush's State of the Union address asking ... http://www.mediabitchfest.com/2007/01/24/worst-lede-of-the-week-susan-sarandon-is-still-alive/ MBF's first nominee for Christopher Hitchens' Line Of The Year: During the war in Kosovo, I shared a flagon of slivovitz with an especially triumphalist Kosovar Albanian who exulted at what he was seeing. Decades of being pushed around and ground down by the Serbian supremacists and then, suddenly, "Guess what? ... http://www.mediabitchfest.com/2007/01/22/god-knows-how-i-missed-this/ In an uncertain world of turmoil and strife, whom can we turn to for a summery of happenings from this, our global village? The answer is Shaun Barnes, his World News Weekly column begins now… Last year, China produced over 50 million notebook PCs and churned out an average of 100,000 ... http://www.mediabitchfest.com/2007/01/19/wnw-11907-just-dont-say-ching-chong/ This one is big. I am going to count the long winded intro explaining this life questioningly shitty lede as written by the author. Cultural Learnings at California Baptist Matt Calkins 10:00 PM PST on Friday, January 12, 2007 By MATT CALKINS The Press-Enterprise Kazakh celebrity Borat will be in Southern California on Monday as a ... http://www.mediabitchfest.com/2007/01/17/worst-lede-of-the-week-11706/ Oh no wait, the media is just writing this shitty article ABOUT a comedy routine... MLK streets' stigma all wrong, study says MISCONCEPTION: Instead of being run-down, they tend to be good for homes and businesses. 10:00 PM PST on Sunday, January 14, 2007 By GREGOR McGAVIN The Press-Enterprise Stand-up comic Chris Rock once noted that, ... http://www.mediabitchfest.com/2007/01/16/run-the-medias-there/