Media Bitchfest

If You…

If you are a less than legal teenage girl who lists the Pussy Cat Dolls as your biggest roll models because they “r so brave and beautiful” and you work on your dance moves in front of the family webcam. You might be eligible to cash in on YouTube’s new costly, complicated maneuver to pay […]

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Worst Lede Of The Week: 12.27.06

Do they know it’s Christmas? Here is a awful lede…
Now that the presents are open and the Christmas tree has become little more than a fire hazard, it’s time to recycle.
I love how this is written as if it’s the natural order of life. Like, now that the turkey has been eaten and the cranberry […]

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Have You Seen This Boy?

Pelosi picture on Drudge Report, December 14th

T-1000 from T2: Judgment Day
….just saying

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Redrum

REDRUM!

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I Swear To God, The Next Person To Write A Song Title Pun

The Beatles and Apple Computers are very close to brining legendary Liverpool band’s entire audible career on to the iTunes store. Also, read this:
It has been a long and winding road to get to this point. The Beatles business division Apple Corp and Apple Computer have been battling in court for 20 years over […]

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Graf Might Be On To Something

Turns out it is not only MBF operative Ash Graf who is having problems with the new iTunes release. This is from our comment section:
So if these things (ed note: the movies) are supposed to download in 30 minutes, why the hell is it taking me eight years to download a TV show post-iTunes upgrade?
Worked […]

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Join The Chorus!

Or, as Gawker points out, maybe it’s more just the New York Times that is obsessed with HBO’s The Wire to the point of name checking it almost obsessively.
But wait! There is also clamoring from another of our favorite fountains of fortune: Ain’t It Cool News. Herc of the Coaxil even points to stand-up comic […]

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Lazy Friday: All’s Quiet On The Western Front

The facebook war is over if you want it. Oh, and I guess you do.
Cue the music….
Imagine there’s no heaven
It’s easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today…
Imagine there’s no countries
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life […]

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Weekend Cockhammer: 8.12.06

Our beloved readers continue to offend, alarm and corrupt the youth of America, and our Google “cockhammer” ranking remains at No. 9.

ben roethlisberger drink like a champion => DRINK like a Champion…
“crack music”  originally called “black power” => Now I ain’t sayin’ he’s a pol ripper…
“way, way gayer” => Finally, two become one
nude […]

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Sam Loves The Tit Shot

From Aint It Cool News, another interview with Sam Jackson brings another unsolicited reference to a snake biting a woman’s booby:
QUINT: Great. Because if I was in the audience for SNAKES ON A PLANE and just saw a parade of reaction shots I’d be pissed.
SAMUEL L. JACKSON: No! Hell, no! You want the snake hit! […]

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