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Three Stars of the Newscycle: 9.11.06

Monday, September 11th, 2006

You know that point in a series of movies where the bad guy is defeated and is banished or has to go to prison or something. Then in like the third or fourth movie he comes back, but is seemingly reformed. He says all the right things and makes all the right moves, he doesn’t […]

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Three Stars of the Newscycle: 9.7.06

Thursday, September 7th, 2006

The Steelers are back! And they are playing the Dolphins! I wish someone would write a funny column about it. Oh wait, I did. You can find it here at the incomparable Alec’s SteelerBlog.
Oh, and news happened…
• New evidence suggests a link between Osama and 9/11.
• Cindy Sheehan wants to time travel (so she can […]

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So Who Plays The Daniel Stern Role?

Friday, August 25th, 2006

Time reveals this morning that the kidnapping of a FoxNews reporter and freelance cameraman (you know, the one nobody is talking about) is pretty much the 1996 basketball fanatic/false imprisonment farce Celtic Pride.
You remember, a couple of rabid Celtic fans decide to kidnap a vainglorious, yet supremely talented, Utah Jazz forward until after a playoff […]

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