Archive for the 'Terror' Category
How About You Lash Laroux? Think You Can Keep Your Spurs From Jingling and Jangling?
Friday, September 8th, 2006To recap:
ABC is doing a funny little two part movie about (orchestral swell) The Road to 9/11. In said movie there is widespread government dickstepping. Since the movie starts with the first Worth Trade Center bombing the president during the majority of this flick is William Jefferson Clinton. Therefore, people in the Clinton administration are […]
The Morning After
Friday, August 11th, 2006And so it begins. The best part about a foiled terrorist attack is that we can skip all the touching tributes and grief-y bullshit and move right into identifying the culprits and insinuating they fuck animals.
We have the list of names. We have how an idea of how they got busted. We have ludicrous columns […]
Time Trumpet Slightly Less Funny
Thursday, August 10th, 2006The old maxim is that comedy is tragedy plus time, and leave it to a pack of would-be heathen murderers to reset the clock. Over a year since the Tube n’ Bus Bombers, Brit officials have clamped down on a plot to explode several planes en route to the United States. The plot’s heavy handed […]