Archive for the 'Steelers' Category

Three Stars of the Newscycle: 9.18.06

Monday, September 18th, 2006

Listen, I’m sorry. The Steelers are on Monday Night Football so this will be quick. Real quick. Quick like a motherfucker.
I have nothing.
• Ladies in space?
• Narrowly dead Somlian President?
• All you need to know about the big game?

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Three Stars of the Newscycle: 9.7.06

Thursday, September 7th, 2006

The Steelers are back! And they are playing the Dolphins! I wish someone would write a funny column about it. Oh wait, I did. You can find it here at the incomparable Alec’s SteelerBlog.
Oh, and news happened…
• New evidence suggests a link between Osama and 9/11.
• Cindy Sheehan wants to time travel (so she can […]

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The Amazing Race (Relations Clusterfuck)

Friday, August 25th, 2006

Alec at SteelerBlog.com lets me write about the Steelers. When Alec wants to say something about the news media, he has a home here at MBF. We’re cool like that. Here is a background story about this. This was originally posted on his site…
It’s not very often I go off-topic here at SteelerBlog, but I’m […]

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Three Stars of the Newscycle: 8.17.06

Thursday, August 17th, 2006

Hey, I moonlight over at Steelerblog.com, so anyone who wants to read a post about the future of Pittsburgh coach Bill Cowher, can go here. I make one joke about child abuse (the punchy, not the swimsuit area, kind) so even if you don’t like sports, there’s always that.
Also, as long as I am self […]

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This May Or May Not Be The Last Ben Post

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

But first, as heard during today’s Ron and Fez Show on XM Satellite Radio, here is a very angry young man making his feelings known. Highlights include:
“Losers like Matt Hasselbeck would have died, because nobody cares about Matt Hasselbeck now do they?”
“Here is the jersey, of the greatness, that is Ben Roethlisberger. No 62-year-old lady […]

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Three Stars of the Newscycle: 6.12.06

Monday, June 12th, 2006

As far as days go, Justin the Sports Fan has never seen worse than 6/12/06. We are literally a “Mario Lemieux indicted in terrorism conspiracy” headline away from my keyboard tasting salty tears.
From SteelerBlog, via the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review:
?Roethlisberger lost most of his teeth, fractured his left sinus cavity bone, suffered a nine-inch laceration to the […]

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God is dead and we’re all alone

Monday, June 12th, 2006

From KDKA.com:
(KDKA) PITTSBURGH The Pittsburgh Steelers have now confirmed that Ben Roethlisberger was injured in a motorcycle accident on Second Avenue, near the intersection with the 10th Street Bridge.
The accident happened around 11:30am.
According to an eyewitness, he was not wearing a helmet when he flew over the handlebars and hit his head […]

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