Archive for the 'Sports' Category

Screeching Liberals Trump Droning Sports Chatter

Tuesday, December 26th, 2006

Liberal talk and sports talk are basically the same thing. Everyone knows the end of your argument based on your first sentence and all of your callers either agree whole heartedly or think you should die. Normally, a successful show in either genre relies on a over the top personality to package this repetitive mess […]

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“…And Ray Lewis Was Complicit In A Murder (Twitter)”

Thursday, December 21st, 2006

Here is a lede to a New York Times story about targeted television ads from Wendy’s that will be used in games on Fox this Sunday.
SPORTS commentators will not be the only ones remarking on Sunday’s National Football League games. Animated raccoons will also give instant feedback
This story would be way better if it […]

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Three Stars of the Newscycle: 9.12.06

Tuesday, September 12th, 2006

Steve Jobs opened his mouth today so it’s time for us to pry apart our eager beaks and swallow the delicious nutrition he pours forth. Mmmmmm, what’s in there this time? Well, it turns out he’s struck a tremendous deal with himself at Disney to bring all of that company’s flicks onto the iPod. The […]

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Three Stars of the Newscycle: 6.14.06

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006

Jack Shit happened today, I’m not going to lie to you. Why would I? We’ve always been open and honest with each other, why would that stop now? So… yeah. Bush talked about his trip to Iraq. I guess that’s important. He said there has been progress, which is vague enough to placate or piss […]

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Three Stars of the Newscycle: 6.13.06

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

Okay, I think I’m better now. Word is that the Steelers should have their starting quarterback when they play the Dolphins in the home opener. Sorry for kind of freaking out guys. But now that I know Ben’s possible resemblance to Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky might be the worst thing that comes out of […]

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