Archive for the 'Shitty Movies' Category

Three Stars of the Newscycle: 7.10.06

Monday, July 10th, 2006

Pirates of the Caribbean made a billion doubloons this weekend and brought a sense of self-worth to copy editors everywhere who thought the word “booty” would be a clever pun to put in the briefs section. Well guess what bitch? You’re not funny and that’s why he left you.
Also, that movie is long. Like really, […]

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Lazy Friday: A Boy’s Life Edition

Friday, July 7th, 2006

Here is my final thought of the week. Much has been said about Vladimir Putin’s stomach kiss on a little Russian boy over the past few days and it should be said, because that shit is weird. But it is what’s not being said may be more important.
Ever watch a shitty movie where a businessman […]

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Pop Quiz Hot Shot

Friday, June 2nd, 2006

One of these real review blurbs is from the new Al Gore picture show An Inconvenient Truth the other is about Jake Gyllenhaal’s first liberal statement movie, The Day After Tomorrow. Both are about global warming.
Answers at the bottom.
“For all of its dire premonitions, foreshadowings of horror and easy targets for Jay Leno jokes, [Title […]

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