Archive for the 'Pee pee' Category
Three Stars of the Newscycle: 8.31.06
Thursday, August 31st, 2006So the MTV Video Music Awards are tonight, the spectacle replete with overproduced pop spank dance numbers and enough blow-inspired burnt nose flesh to create the unmistakable must and low grade haze which annually envelopes Midtown, Lower Manhattan and (dependant on wind velocity) certain shore ports of Jersey City.
Tonight will mark the first time I […]
BREAKING: CNN’s Exclusive Leak
Tuesday, August 29th, 2006The keen eye of a friend found this… well, he can explain…
I for one was appalled when Bob Guccione decided to feature women peeing in the pages of Penthouse to bolster readership. It was depraved and did nothing for me or millions of other American males.
It seems CNN has not learned this lesson.
In this trend […]
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