Archive for the 'John Karr' Category
TOLD YOU SO
Monday, August 28th, 2006Yup, it was just me. No one else. Nobody saw this coming except for ME BABY, ME!
More on this tomorrow but God damn this was the greatest free flight scam ever.
Sometimes, They Just Write Themselves
Monday, August 21st, 2006Real lede-
Confessed JonBenet Ramsey killer John Mark Karr’s sickeningly sumptuous flight to Los Angeles came to an abrupt end early today when his plane landed and he was quickly pounced upon by a half dozen customs agents - who whisked him to a local jail.
The New York Post: Trivializing the News of the Day with […]
That Is Not How We Do Business Here
Friday, August 18th, 2006Dave Chapelle tells a joke in his classic 2000 stand-up special Killin’ Them Softly, where he imagines then-governor Bush taking the presidency, knowing only that he had a collegiate history of cocaine use. He predicted an addled Bush selling nuclear secrets for $20 and, taking the negotiating tactics of the addict in Menace 2 Society […]
UPDATE: Topher Might Be A Big Telling Tall Tales
Thursday, August 17th, 2006Ash Graf commented on the last post:
Why do pedophiles always have to look like pedophiles?
Well what if this pedophile didn’t look like pedophile so much as a big fat fibber?
In fact, you hear that grumbling? That low hum from the bowls of the Earth is this whole John Karr ruse about to explode in the […]
We Finally Know…
Thursday, August 17th, 2006After the vilification of her family. After all the tabloid headlines and perpetuate television speculation. After the American populace had completely forgotten about that cute little girl and her tragic, nefarious end. We know Topher Grace killed JonBene Ramsey.
• Topher says death an accident [NYT]
• John Karr to plays Venom [AICN]
Archives:
Critical Acclaim:
— Tom Scocca, New York Observer
— J. Michael Robertson, Media Studies Department, University of San Francisco
— Shelly Smith, Comedienne of The Brothel
— Will Leitch, Deadspin.com
— mute_everything, MBF Commenter
