Archive for the 'Iraq' Category

Three Stars of the Newscycle: 6.20.06

Tuesday, June 20th, 2006

The Hilarious David Cross once opined about the oft-discussed Missile Defense Shield:
“Well, since you really want to know, quite simply a missile defense shield is a net… made of magic held in place by pixies.”
As it turns out, we might need to wake up the pixies as that Kooky Broad Kim Jong-Il is planning on […]

R.I.P. - al-Z

Thursday, June 8th, 2006

This morning we all woke to the news that we’ve lost one of our beloved targets or ridicule and demonstrative put-downs. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi (or comedian Dave Attell) is dead.
Iraq’s premiere Al Qaeda franchiser apparently found the business end of a rocket at 6:15 p.m. local time and has since been confirmed dead through fingerprint […]