Archive for the 'Iran' Category

Zucker Gets Political

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

“Well that’s fair”
It ain’t South Park, but it is worth a chuckle as far as political humor goes.

Redrum

Saturday, December 9th, 2006

REDRUM!

Three Stars of the Newscycle: 9.11.06

Monday, September 11th, 2006

You know that point in a series of movies where the bad guy is defeated and is banished or has to go to prison or something. Then in like the third or fourth movie he comes back, but is seemingly reformed. He says all the right things and makes all the right moves, he doesn’t […]

Three Stars of the Newscycle: 9.5.06

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006

Pump up the volume kids because it’s time for another edition of Everything Old Is New Again. Remember that plucky youngster who used to be such a pain in Lars Ulrich’s ass America briefly thought the boy was wearing the Metallica drummer as a hat? How about when getting hysterical about the environment because Al […]

Three Stars of the Newscycle: 8.31.06

Thursday, August 31st, 2006

So the MTV Video Music Awards are tonight, the spectacle replete with overproduced pop spank dance numbers and enough blow-inspired burnt nose flesh to create the unmistakable must and low grade haze which annually envelopes Midtown, Lower Manhattan and (dependant on wind velocity) certain shore ports of Jersey City.
Tonight will mark the first time I […]

(Deferential Tone of Voice [in Iranian])

Thursday, August 31st, 2006

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Good Morning! That’s Racist!

Monday, July 17th, 2006

A few funny tidbits to start off another sweltering summer week with a reminder of the entrenched ethnic prejudice we continue to face.
First on deck, it seems as if a (likely shitty) German ska band Green Tea Monkeys had their MySpace account “hacked” with some race screed. The bulletin board message titles read like a […]

Three Stars of the Newscycle: 7.12.06

Wednesday, July 12th, 2006

No intro today. Why? I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it. Which reminds me, Arrested Development: The Movie might be a reality. Oh, and folks from the British Office might be making their way to the American Office.
Fuck, I guess you got an intro. I hope you’re happy, you fat mope.

Fat […]