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Katie Couric Debuts (TV News Still Sucks)
Wednesday, September 6th, 2006So for the first time in recent memory I sat down in front of the television and watched a 6:30 news program from start to finish. I really have no idea why I wanted to see Katie Couric begin a job that won’t require her to stick a camera up her asshole; it just kind […]
Bitchfest Cockhammer: 8.3.06
Thursday, August 3rd, 2006Time for another edition of the Bitchfest Zeitgeist, now rechristened with a brand new search-engine-optimized name that may have once induced hours of uncontrollable, school girl-esque giggling after being scrawled across a Daily Orange business card.
What is lickedy split? … More coverage! Lickedy split!
Technorati Tag: Fisting (3 separate hits!) … Fist of Rage
Technorati Search: Wang […]
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Critical Acclaim:
"The only people who call me 'Tommy' are my godmother and the mothers of girls I went to middle school with. And they do it with love."
— Tom Scocca, New York Observer
— Tom Scocca, New York Observer
"I be laughin', youngblood. It is still all about the fun."
— J. Michael Robertson, Media Studies Department, University of San Francisco
— J. Michael Robertson, Media Studies Department, University of San Francisco
"This Media Bitchfest is a rant worth reading. Informative, funny, and well written. I want to put Justin Young on my ipod and dance to his looney tunes. Very entertaining."
— Shelly Smith, Comedienne of The Brothel
— Shelly Smith, Comedienne of The Brothel
"Hey, your blog isn't shitty."
— Will Leitch, Deadspin.com
— Will Leitch, Deadspin.com
"[Y]ou belong in an asshole lab, where scientists can study the exact nature and cause of your infantile stupidity so that it may never again annoy the rest of humankind."
— mute_everything, MBF Commenter
— mute_everything, MBF Commenter
