Archive for the 'Ben's Accident' Category

Three Stars of the Newscycle: 6.14.06

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006

Jack Shit happened today, I’m not going to lie to you. Why would I? We’ve always been open and honest with each other, why would that stop now? So… yeah. Bush talked about his trip to Iraq. I guess that’s important. He said there has been progress, which is vague enough to placate or piss […]

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This May Or May Not Be The Last Ben Post

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

But first, as heard during today’s Ron and Fez Show on XM Satellite Radio, here is a very angry young man making his feelings known. Highlights include:
“Losers like Matt Hasselbeck would have died, because nobody cares about Matt Hasselbeck now do they?”
“Here is the jersey, of the greatness, that is Ben Roethlisberger. No 62-year-old lady […]

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Ahhh Normalcy

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

After a Manic Monday, we dissolve into a Tuesday that doesn’t seem hell-bent on making me panic and beg like a victim of Perverted Justice. It seems like everything is going back to normal, the way we’re all used to it. To recap:

Karl Rove is still bulletproof.
The lede for a Rueters story this morning: “On […]

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Three Stars of the Newscycle: 6.12.06

Monday, June 12th, 2006

As far as days go, Justin the Sports Fan has never seen worse than 6/12/06. We are literally a “Mario Lemieux indicted in terrorism conspiracy” headline away from my keyboard tasting salty tears.
From SteelerBlog, via the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review:
?Roethlisberger lost most of his teeth, fractured his left sinus cavity bone, suffered a nine-inch laceration to the […]

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God is dead and we’re all alone

Monday, June 12th, 2006

From KDKA.com:
(KDKA) PITTSBURGH The Pittsburgh Steelers have now confirmed that Ben Roethlisberger was injured in a motorcycle accident on Second Avenue, near the intersection with the 10th Street Bridge.
The accident happened around 11:30am.
According to an eyewitness, he was not wearing a helmet when he flew over the handlebars and hit his head […]

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