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Apple Lords Over All

Thursday, January 11th, 2007

I don’t need to say it, everybody knows it. The iPhone is the answer to all of your problems.
The iPhone lets you watch your television shows on a gorgeous little screen. The iPhone lets you listen to your music with a pretty little browsing system. The iPhone allows you to conference call with two […]

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Hm, You Don’t Say?

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

In Steven Levy’s “The Perfect Thing” which is all about the conception and dominance of the iPod, he chornicles the Herculean task Steve Jobs had before him in trying to get the five major music labels on board with the iTunes music store. In short, it took a strong man like Apple to force the […]

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Three Stars of the Newscycle: 9.12.06

Tuesday, September 12th, 2006

Steve Jobs opened his mouth today so it’s time for us to pry apart our eager beaks and swallow the delicious nutrition he pours forth. Mmmmmm, what’s in there this time? Well, it turns out he’s struck a tremendous deal with himself at Disney to bring all of that company’s flicks onto the iPod. The […]

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Three Stars of the Newscycle: 6.19.06

Monday, June 19th, 2006

Al Swearengen got his fucking finger cut off last night. That’s gotta hurt.
Then again, he also threw whiskey in a dude’s face before stabbing him in the chest and slashing his throat earlier in the day. Then again, the guy who sent the guy who Al killed to Al’s bar originally sent him to murder […]

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