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Worst Lede Of The Week: Susan Sarandon Is Still Alive?

January 24th, 2007 by Justin

Amongst the State of the Union reaction stories brays this goat…

Anti-War Actress Bored by Iraq Pitch
Anti-war actress Susan Sarandon says she was bored by President Bush’s Iraq pitch

By KASIE HUNT Associated Press Writer

(AP) Actress Susan Sarandon says she was bored by President Bush’s State of the Union address asking Americans to give his troop buildup in Iraq a chance.

Other stories that topped today’s papers included, “Bears agree to continue shitting in woods” and “Gay dudes still think vaginal sex is gross.” Is it seriously news whenever the enchanted bones and loose skin that magically form Susan Sarandon say something about the president? Besides, you don’t see George Bush calling a Rose Garden press conference to say that everything Saradon’s done since Bull Durham has stunk like a bum’s outhole, do you?

As almost collateral damage due to the assignment, Kasie Hunt, you’ve written the Worst Lede of the Week. Congratulations.

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   Susan Sarandon may be a little crazy and have some crazy left wing opinions but I bet she is good in bed. She has one of the nicest racks ever on a woman. That long fiery red hair on her head makes me wonder if her hair in other places is long and red as well. Maybe if we didn’t listen to her and just imagined being naked with her under the sheets then everything would be as it should be. Who wants to hear her opinion? I just want her naked and horny with her mouth open not to talk but to please me. That is her purpose. She sure gets this 31 year old man hot and bothered and ready to cut diamonds.

7. Deuce wrote on 04/14/08 at 10:14 am :

   Yeah right dude. I would love to rim Susan’s ass and then stick in my cock. Grab her nipples and twist them. Ride her ass like mad. Fuck her with all 9 inches while she begs for more and harder. Then when I get close I would pull it out and grab her by that long gorgeous red hair and put my cock in her mouth while she sucks out my cum and swallows it. She wouldn’t even gag when my cock hits her tonsils. Susan, no one wants to hear your opinion about anything. They just want you naked and horny ready to fuck. Your mouth is good for sucking cock and eating pussy not giving opinions. This from a 19 year old with a huge hard on for you Susan. I think you are soooo hot and sexy Susan. Don’t ruin it by talking.

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