Worst Lede Of The Week: 1.17.06
January 17th, 2007 by Justin
This one is big. I am going to count the long winded intro explaining this life questioningly shitty lede as written by the author.
Cultural Learnings at California Baptist
Matt Calkins10:00 PM PST on Friday, January 12, 2007
By MATT CALKINS
The Press-EnterpriseKazakh celebrity Borat will be in Southern California on Monday as a result of his film — “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan” — being nominated for Best Picture for a Musical or Comedy. Borat isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, nor is he the most tolerant or reverent. As a result, many Kazakhs were upset by the way he misrepresented their rather modern nation (even if the film was meant to be satirical).
California Baptist has a freshman men’s basketball player named Danil Zakhlebnyy, who hails from Kazakhstan. Considering Borat is Kazakhstan’s sixth-most famous journalist, I wondered what it would be like if he interviewed Zakhlebnyy. I’m pretty sure it would’ve gone something like this:
Jagshemash!
My name a Borat. In case you no know me, I make great success movie right here in U. S. and A.
When I say this only gets worse, I mean by the time you are done reading it, a silent compact is made between the reader and God stating not only should the author swallow an AIDS needle while eating a turkey sandwich, the real question is why has it not yet happened.
Congratulations Matt Calkins, you’ve hacked your way into the honor of writing the Worst Lede Of The Week and easily the early favorite for Worst Lede Of The Year. Now go jump into a tub full of your own tears and think about what you’ve done.
Thank you to the anonymous MBF reader who sent this in and may God have mercy on your soul.
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