Media Bitchfest

If You…

If you are a less than legal teenage girl who lists the Pussy Cat Dolls as your biggest roll models because they “r so brave and beautiful” and you work on your dance moves in front of the family webcam. You might be eligible to cash in on YouTube’s new costly, complicated maneuver to pay […]

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This Has Nothing To Do With The Media…

But it delights me to no end.
Tired of throwing your money away on Snow Bunny whores?

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World News Weekly 1.26.07- The Brown Eye Blinks?

In an uncertain world of turmoil and strife, whom can we turn to for a summery of happenings from this, our global village? The answer is Shaun Barnes, his World News Weekly column begins now…

Roosevelt and Churchill. Reagan and Thatcher. Clinton and Blair. For decades, U.S. Presidents and British Prime Ministers have gone together […]

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Call Me Old Fashioned…

This from Time.com:
At a stormy, nationally televised speech at his official residence Wednesday night, Katsav professed his innocence and accused the police and media of working together to bring him down, using terms like “witch hunt” and “McCarthyism.” He angrily pounded the podium and his voice cracked during a rambling diatribe that lasted nearly an […]

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Worst Lede Of The Week: Susan Sarandon Is Still Alive?

Amongst the State of the Union reaction stories brays this goat…
Anti-War Actress Bored by Iraq Pitch
Anti-war actress Susan Sarandon says she was bored by President Bush’s Iraq pitch
By KASIE HUNT Associated Press Writer
(AP) Actress Susan Sarandon says she was bored by President Bush’s State of the Union address asking Americans to give his troop buildup […]

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God Knows How I Missed This

MBF’s first nominee for Christopher Hitchens’ Line Of The Year:
During the war in Kosovo, I shared a flagon of slivovitz with an especially triumphalist Kosovar Albanian who exulted at what he was seeing. Decades of being pushed around and ground down by the Serbian supremacists and then, suddenly, “Guess what? We get to f— the […]

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WNW 1.19.07- Just Don’t Say ‘Ching Chong’

In an uncertain world of turmoil and strife, whom can we turn to for a summery of happenings from this, our global village? The answer is Shaun Barnes, his World News Weekly column begins now…

Last year, China produced over 50 million notebook PCs and churned out an average of 100,000 iPod Nanos per day. […]

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Worst Lede Of The Week: 1.17.06

This one is big. I am going to count the long winded intro explaining this life questioningly shitty lede as written by the author.
Cultural Learnings at California Baptist
Matt Calkins
10:00 PM PST on Friday, January 12, 2007
By MATT CALKINS
The Press-Enterprise
Kazakh celebrity Borat will be in Southern California on Monday as a result of his film — […]

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RUN!!! The Media’s There!!

Oh no wait, the media is just writing this shitty article ABOUT a comedy routine…
MLK streets’ stigma all wrong, study says
MISCONCEPTION: Instead of being run-down, they tend to be good for homes and businesses.
10:00 PM PST on Sunday, January 14, 2007
By GREGOR McGAVIN
The Press-Enterprise
Stand-up comic Chris Rock once noted that, while the Rev. Martin Luther […]

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WNW 1.12.07- Stay Out The Bush’s (Way)

In an uncertain world of turmoil and strife, whom can we turn to for a summery of happenings from this, our global village? The answer is Shaun Barnes, his World News Weekly column begins now…

The decider has spoken. He (Bush) has decided, among other things, to “surge” 21,500 U.S. troops to Iraq, hold Nouri […]

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