Media Bitchfest

The Jews Strike Back

December 19th, 2006 by Justin

Just when you think you are done with these Jews exacting their terrible revenge on earnest gentiles who only honor honesty and integrity over all else, they form like an invisible Voltron and hit again. The latest victim is legendary mousy pants Judith Regan who was canned over the weekend for allegedly uttering these words:

Andrew Butcher, a News Corporation spokesman, quoted Judith Regan as saying: “Of all people, Jews should know about ganging up, finding common enemies, and telling the big lie.” In the next breath, Mr. Butcher said, Regan said that literary agent Esther Newberg and HarperCollins CEO Jane Friedman, and others constitute “a Jewish cabal. All of you people are conspiring against me.”

First, cabal is one of my favorite words of all time. Second, with all the “big lie” talk shouldn’t she have been in Iran this weekend? Maybe she could have landed the domestic distribution rights to the Adolph Hitler’s posthumous “If I Did Exterminate 6 Million Jews, Gypsies and Homosexuals.”

Also, according to the New York Times one of the Jew Cabal is Dave Hirshey, who writes a fantastic soccer column for Deadspin.com and is interviewed frequently in the documentary Once In A Lifetime about The New York Cosmos and Pele. So if the line in the sand is drawn between a loud mouth c-word and a quirky soccer fan who begs on a weekly basis in his blog column for random readers to watch Premiership matches with him on Saturday mornings, I know which side I’m picking.

I want a t-shirt that says, “I’m A Pro Semite.”

Posted in Israel, Deadspin

TrackBack URI

Leave a Reply