I Swear To God, The Next Person To Write A Song Title Pun
November 27th, 2006 by Justin
The Beatles and Apple Computers are very close to brining legendary Liverpool band’s entire audible career on to the iTunes store. Also, read this:
It has been a long and winding road to get to this point. The Beatles business division Apple Corp and Apple Computer have been battling in court for 20 years over their similar names and trademarks.
I hope this pun-tastic asshole finds out that Happiness Is A Warm Gun once he squeezes the trigger with the barrel tip touching his tonsils. Get ready gang, when this story breaks it is going to be a crowded field for Shittiest Lede of the Week.
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Noralil Ryan Fores wrote on 11/27/06 at 10:02 pm :
Ah, gripes, gripes, gripes…It really could be so much worse. My dad worked with a reporter who once said about a man who committed suicide on Good Friday: “It’s a bad Friday on Good Friday after a man jumped off of an overpass on Passover.” Cut to: This same reporter during Florida’s hurricane season, looking at a hospital full of pregnant and dilating women: “Well, ma’am, what do you intend to name your baby?” She’s huffing, you know, obviously not giving a damn about this sensationalist schmuck and eeks out a few words in Spanish. “Oh, you don’t speak English. Well, why don’t you name the kid (fill in insipid, for our purposes Tonto) Oh, wait, we’re not done, same reporter, same hurricane: “Well, for those of you who aren’t out of here yet, I guess you’re SOL.” You see, could be so much worse.
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