Election Day Like A Motherfucker
November 7th, 2006 by Justin
To be brutally honest, today marks the first day I vote. This is not because I’ve been trying to make a grand statement or anything, timing and legendarily reliable Florida absentee ballets have been the culprits, but it all ends today.
No matter which side of the aisle you sit on, if you’re reading this site (or better written political blogs) we can all agree that Katherine Harris needs to be the new lady senator from the Sunshine State. Hey, we are paying for these assholes to fart off in D.C. and if I forced to pick between a rank and file politico or someone who is bat shit crazy, The Bitchfest doesn’t really see a choice.
Read up on Kitty before voting early and often.
P.S. Bitchfest projections see the GOP retaining congress and the Dems sharing a good cry. Not to say I think Republicans earned it or will do better, I’ve just learned that betting on the Democrats stepping on their own dicks on the way to an assured victory is never a bad idea.
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— Tom Scocca, New York Observer
— J. Michael Robertson, Media Studies Department, University of San Francisco
— Shelly Smith, Comedienne of The Brothel
— Will Leitch, Deadspin.com
— mute_everything, MBF Commenter
Steve Kovach wrote on 11/7/06 at 12:06 pm :
Who knew Kitty had such a darling little figure?
Graf wrote on 11/8/06 at 2:55 pm :
So was it any solace for Kathy this morning that Bill Nelson’s son was a fist-throwing drunken mess after the celebrations last night?
I guess she would have to actually pull herself out of bed this morning to even know about it …