Moron Sends 200+ Pictures Of Naked Lady Soldiers To Newspaper For Free
September 29th, 2006 by Justin
Imagine the hilarity that ensued at the Louisville Courier-Journal when a disc containing over 200 images of nekkid female National Gaurdspeople arrived from an anonymous source. The mail boy takes a few extra lingering seconds to complete his rounds as he tries to crane his neck to see past the crowd accumulating around the monitor displaying the naughtiness. A kiss ass hazards an awful comparison to Abu Ghraib while the management type he’s trying to impress quietly fosters a boner.
One can only imagine the possibilities. Which in all likelihood are way better than the realities, I mean, have you seen female soldiers these days? Not exactly the kind you would nail voluntarily if you weren’t facing possible death in a desert.
Here’s my ethical question: what do gooder asshole sent the pics to this bumfuck newspaper instead of a national newspaper, TV network or even better, someone who would buy them? You have this tremendous ace up your sleeve and the only thing you can think to do with it is to spur the newsroom at the shitty local daily to discuss areola sizes?
For shame, anonymous source, for shame.
• Also, the paper does not plan to publish the pics. Pussies. [EandP]
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