Three Stars of the Newscycle: 9.25.06

September 25th, 2006 by Justin

Everybody in the poolThis is just one of those days when you really kind of feel like the weekend news is enough to tide you over until Tuesday, right? I mean like really hold you over. Because the pickens are slim otherwise. Like “Work Makes Freedom” skinny.

Here’s what we got…

• Oprah starts her own channel on XM Satellite Radio. Writer finds it a convenient time to tack on another random story about a lunatic who wants her to be president.

• The Superdome will reopen tonight with up to 56% less rape than when they closed it.

• HEADLINE: “Israeli expert sees growing chasm between Christianity and Islam” (fill in your own invective)

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