Three Stars of the Newscycle: 9.19.06
September 19th, 2006 by Justin
Site notice: REMEMBER, send in your Shittiest Ledes of the Week (I changed the name) to Justin@MediaBitchfest.com and it will make tomorrow’s edition. So far we have a couple of real doozies lined up but like the Haunted Mansion, there’s always room for one more.
Oh, and some assholes futzed around and made news today:
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GOP: You two really are cowboys.
Maverick McCain: What’s your problem, Kazanski?
GOP: You’re everyone’s problem. That’s because every time you go up in the air, you’re unsafe. I don’t like you because you’re dangerous.
Maverick McCain: That’s right! Ice… man. I am dangerous.
John McCain doesn’t give a fuck what you think about him.
• Thai Army Seizes Power, Thai Massage Artist Seizes For $50
• Microsoft does what it does best, join an already hyped and crowded market with an inferior product.
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Critical Acclaim:
— Tom Scocca, New York Observer
— J. Michael Robertson, Media Studies Department, University of San Francisco
— Shelly Smith, Comedienne of The Brothel
— Will Leitch, Deadspin.com
— mute_everything, MBF Commenter
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