Media Bitchfest

Three Stars of the Newscycle: 9.13.06

September 13th, 2006 by Justin

Remember when I kept bitching about how slow the news was during the summer? Well it isn’t any more, so now I am going to celebrate.

(Justin distributes party favors to his 15 readers)

Okay, now who wants to hear about the mother of a kidnapped baby (fyi: she prolly did it) shooting herself in the head after a rabid CNN personality grilled her?

(SFX: Party favors blow)

Now, who wants to hear about Whitney Houston letting herself out of her crack shackled bathroom so she can get a divorce from Bobby Brown?

(SFX: Party favors blow)

And how about, theeeeeeeeeese?

• C’mon only dirty jews and shifty gypsies would believe Borat is an accurate representation of the noble Kazak people [Daily Mail]

• Air America is reported dead. White Guilt hangs its head in shame. [Radar]

• If you outlaw guns, only disgruntled college outlaws will have guns.

This story really has a curious use of the word “neutralized” in the first couple of grafs, worth noting. [Canada.com]

Posted in Three Stars of the Newscycle

One Response to “Three Stars of the Newscycle: 9.13.06”

1. Rachel wrote on 09/14/06 at 10:18 am :

   I was crossing my fingers hoping you’d do a Borat reference. I meant to email you that article, but you seem to have found it on your own.

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