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Three Stars of the Newscycle: 9.6.06

September 6th, 2006 by Justin

Hey gang, if you flip the number of the month today than you get 6.6.06!?!?!

I’ll stop.

Today’s three very special stars all have one thing in common; they were elected by their country’s populace into a position of supreme leadership. All of yinz, stand up and take a bow, despite whatever external pressure you might face now, at least you know that at one point your country liked you better than the other guy.

Ummm… not so fast Pervez. Awkward.

• Bush Seeeeeeeeeeeecrets: G Dub admits that we have secret detention centers and offers humane treatment to prisoners we’ve like been sodomizing since we nabbed them. Is it just me or can you smell a conspiracy a mile away here, like in some Kabul apartment Jack Bauer is handcuffed to a radiator? Okay, just me.

• Tony Blair is going to resign, well maybe. Okay. For real. No really. For real.(clandestinely crosses fingers)

• Hamid Karzai of Afghanistan and Pervez “I gained power in a military coup” Musharraf of Pakistan pledge to fight common enemies. It’s no often I get to make a military coup joke, it’s not a very funny subject. Except in Bananas.

Posted in Three Stars of the Newscycle, Bush, Blair, Coups

6 Responses to “Three Stars of the Newscycle: 9.6.06”

1. seamus wrote on 09/6/06 at 8:01 pm :

   Holy shit. Who replaced Dubya with Charles Logan? “We have to stop force-feeding the terrorists bacon, or they’ll crash a plane into Camp David.”

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   And then the president is going to drive his motorcade into a Long Island home after having three “nooner” margaritas.

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