Three Stars of the Newscycle: 8.30.06
August 30th, 2006 by Justin
Let’s all pause for a minute today for Erik Young.
Full of vibrance, Erik’s quick (yet endearingly queer) wit never leaves him short of friends and admirers. His career in the food service industry will always be regarded as expedient at best and otherwise a model of mediocrity, but truly it is his music for which he will be remembered. When you play one of Erik’s songs, folks from any language or creed are thunderstruck in similar, yet profound ways. It inspires mind bending thoughts like, “He sounds like he has nice hair” and “did he just say the n-word?”
So raise a glass to my brother Erik, for today he is 20 years old. This is very handy for his as he can now reference how many times he’s used a condom by simply dividing his age by 10.
• Headline on CounterPunch.com: The Armitage Confession & the Niger Problem.
Wow, maybe I am out of touch with the far Left but I simply don’t agree that blacks are a “problem.” Furthermore, I take objection to the use of that word. Oh wait.
• Ernesto is kind of a limp dick.
• Little Erik Young’s MySpace page. Wish him good tidings.
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Critical Acclaim:
— Tom Scocca, New York Observer
— J. Michael Robertson, Media Studies Department, University of San Francisco
— Shelly Smith, Comedienne of The Brothel
— Will Leitch, Deadspin.com
— mute_everything, MBF Commenter
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