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Three Stars of the Newscycle 8.28.06

August 28th, 2006 by Justin

A bunch of our old Media Bitchfest friends show up for today’s Three Stars. Who’s bringing the dip? No, not him. I was talking to him earlier and he said he wasn’t. Yes I did. Yes I did. Yes I did. When? I talked to him
later, a half hour later.

Good.

I don’t know why you have to make everything a fight. Yes you do. Yes you do. Yes you do.

• Chris Hitchens fucking HOUSED Bill Maher on the season premiere of Real Time this weekend. The sycophant (or as Hitch referred to them as “frivolous”) crowd booed him twice and he flipped them off in turn. He also dared to wade into the cult of Bush Jokes Will Never Get Old (formally Bill Clinton Jokes Aren’t Funny) and suggest that such wisecracks are the new joke of the stupid.

Sick burn.

• Al Gore thinks that increasing in state-run media is choking out democracy. Apparently he only invented the internet and is unfamiliar with this “blogosphere.” Yeah I know it’s an oversimplification but Gore is kind of a doof.
• Want to kill yourself? Read a MySpace page of a dead kid. Horny AirForce wants you to have her favorite poster.

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