Media Bitchfest

Three Stars of the Newscycle: 8.23.06

August 23rd, 2006 by Justin

Well, I am happy to kind of close the door on Freyfest ‘06 here at MBF. After two solid days of solid back and forth between Bitchfest readers and Big Jim Industry folk alike, I am completely convinced that this was a complete and total sham… maybe. Today, I received a few pieces of seemingly credible information on either side of the issue and will probably post the craziest piece tomorrow after I parse through it to protect those I might be libeling if it is, in fact, fake. But as far the discourse on this crazy issue goes, I am done.

Thanks for the laughs Big Jim Industry readers, I hope you checked out the site a little while you were flaming each other and deciding which one mocks which heroin addict or fake writer or something. I would love to hear you guys comment on some of the Frey free posts, but I wouldn’t hate you if you didn’t.

Oh, and here are news stories:

• Fox News runs footage of captured Fox News reporter and camera dude in Iraq. The group that nabbed them is called Holy Jihad Brigades and is obviously new since they had to settle on that shitty name. I guess 50 years of organized terrorism has really left the nomenclature pickings slim for upstarts.

• Everyone hold your shit! Tom Cruise ________ with _________ _________! (Screaming)

• Blah blah blah blah blah Syria. Who gives a fuck? Me, in a year in a half when this turns into Bosnia.

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