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Today In Filthy New York Times Headlines

August 3rd, 2006 by Justin

It isn’t quite the since changed fist inducing tag from yesterday, but who doesn’t to start a Thursday off with a good dick joke?

Hot, Hotter and Wang: Yankees on a Roll

In fairness, Taiwanese pitcher Chien-Ming Wang’s last name is pronounced WOng. But, fuck it, “hot dick” (let alone “hotter dick”) refs are few and far between for our nation’s standard. We take what we can get.

Also, a quick congratulations to MBF friends Copy Katie Bartholomew and Shawn Anderson who are, as of this weekend, engaged to be married. Now, these are the first second and third of my college friends to get engaged and being the dope I am, I could think of no better way to honor their love and commitment than posting my recognition on the internet after a Yankee-related cock joke. Sorry.
I have begun writing my speech.

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11 Responses to “Today In Filthy New York Times Headlines”

1. Graf wrote on 08/3/06 at 11:07 am :

   So who is the third? And why am I hearing about Shawn and Katie from you, on Mediabitchfest? Sigh … so out of the loop am I.

2. Justin wrote on 08/3/06 at 11:10 am :

   You are the first, so Shawn and Katie would be two and three. I think I switched logic midstream from marriages total to people gettting married.

   Whoops.

3. Graf wrote on 08/3/06 at 11:20 am :

   You’re next, right? That would be an event I would pay for to occur.

4. Justin wrote on 08/3/06 at 11:25 am :

   Yeah, well let’s just say that I’m pretty sure no woman has watched me amble down a street, dead drunk, screaming about the merits of casting Topher Grace as Venom in Spider-man 3 and thought: “Breadwinner”

   …so we’ll see.

5. Graf wrote on 08/3/06 at 12:06 pm :

   You had your chance with me. But that time has passed, I fear

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