Three Stars of the Newscycle: 8.3.06
August 3rd, 2006 by Justin
So the cover story to the New York Post today is about how Osama’s son Saad is getting the big promotion and moving into Lebanon to rock shit in the A1 terror battle ground. First, since when did the NYP become the fucking Al Qaeda Variety? Next thing you know it’s we are going to get breaking news that Zawahiri’s Chicago sleeper cell has been renewed for another season, while the post-Zarqawi AQinIraq skein continues to bomb. Can’t we just get back to the good old days of possibly racist cartoon bubbles for dead murderers?
Boffo Akbar.
• You hit our capital and we’ll hit yours. This standoff never works out well in Tarantino movies.
• Tom DeLay will stay on the ballot. Air America celebrates all the new material.
• Oh wait.
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Critical Acclaim:
— Tom Scocca, New York Observer
— J. Michael Robertson, Media Studies Department, University of San Francisco
— Shelly Smith, Comedienne of The Brothel
— Will Leitch, Deadspin.com
— mute_everything, MBF Commenter
