The Bitchfest Zeitgeist
July 30th, 2006 by Rob
Sure, it’s a shitty blog. But it turns out Justin’s filthy fucking dagowop mouth is a veritable search-engine-optimizing powerhouse — and to celebrate the creative use of profanity and general disregard for personal hygiene that make this site great, we present our newest feature, The Bitchfest Zeitgeist. It’s a compilation of all the hilarious and absurd search keywords that lead people to our site, linked with the article they found as a result. Let’s hope the Brazillian guy looking for slutfests didn’t leave empty-handed.
- shitty movies kevin smith … Kevin Smith is Kind of Cool
- ballmer asshole … Three Stars 7.5
- myspace sluts … Good Morning! That’s Racist!
- dagowop (page 4) … Mama Mia!
- iraq sluts … Iraq Category Listing
- “that shit is gross” chappelle “like you too” … It’s Almost Embarrassing…
- sexual predators (page 6!) … TVP - Television vs. Predator
- shocker symbol finger … Shock … And Awesome?
- slutfest … Slutfest ‘06: A Question Of Statistical Methodology
Bonus feature! The word Zeitgeist is really kind of a cockhammer, so post your favorite replacement name in the comments and we’ll hook you up with your own @mediabitchfest.com e-mail address. Also, I’m trying to get Bitchfest up to No. 1 on Google for “cockhammer,” so don’t be shy.
Update: You can now comment without logging in. Hammer away.
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Critical Acclaim:
— Tom Scocca, New York Observer
— J. Michael Robertson, Media Studies Department, University of San Francisco
— Shelly Smith, Comedienne of The Brothel
— Will Leitch, Deadspin.com
— mute_everything, MBF Commenter
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