Lazy Friday: Jump In A Lake Edition
July 28th, 2006 by Justin
You can all jump in a lake. I don’t know which one. Or how. Or why.
But you can, and I don’t care who knows it. You and Hezbollah, if it weren’t for Hezbollah then Nerd Israeli Hostage would still be front page news. Why haven’t we seen pics of the other two kidnapped soldiers? Are they not as geeky? Which would be worse?
Eh, fuck it. You don’t have to jump in a lake. I’m sorry, I overreacted. But Hezbollah has to do it twice. Naked.
With a naked animal.
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