Country Road (or JetBlue), Take Me Home
July 20th, 2006 by Justin
Hey gang, I am out of here for the next two days on vacation, but guess who’s back in the motherfuckin’ house with a big fat dick for your motherfuckin’ mouth? Yeah! It’s Rob Howard’s dick! Tomorrow and Monday, he’s here for you while I galavant amognst the Floridians.
Robbie Ha Ha will be taking care of all the silly snark and pompus picadilly that makes Media Bitchfest the tantalizing read it is. Worry not 15 readers, if the Diversion Publishing Overlord can’t bring it like it needs to be brought, no one can.
So folks, peace out. And stop kidding yourself, everyone knows.
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