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Kevin Smith Is Kind Of Cool

July 19th, 2006 by Justin

Two quick points on Kevin Smith, first at a critics screening of Clerks II last night Joel Siegel walked out like a big pooner because of some vile descriptions of a Donkey Show. Never the one to let good lemons not be used for lemonade (to throw into Joel Siegel’s eyeballs), Smith hit up his MySpace blog and retaliated:

via Page Six

“I don’t need Joel Siegel to [bleep] my [bleep] the way he apparently [bleeps] M. Night Shyamalan’s, gushing over his flick [’The Lady in the Water’] before he’s even seen it, but [bleep] man, man - how about a little common [bleeping] courtesy? You never, never disrupt a movie, simply because you don’t like it. Cardinal rule of moviegoing: Shut your [bleeping] mouth while the movie’s playing.

“I don’t come down to your job and slap the taste out of your mouth for coming up with a line like, ‘ “Shark Tale” Is a Halibut Good Time’ - so don’t [bleep] with my stuff while it’s still screening . . . What are you, a 12-year-old boy cutting loose with your pals at a Friday night screening of ‘Scary Movie’ 4′ while your parents are in a theater down the hall watching ‘The Devil Wears Prada’? Leave the diva-like behavior and drama-queen antics to the movie stars, not the movie reviewer, ya’ rude-ass [bleep].”

Also, Kevs is offering an INCREDIBLY COOL feature that may very well be a fixture of movie promotion by this time next year. The loquacious auteur is offering a free download on iTunes featuring Clerks II commentary, this way (on a presumed second or third viewing) can listen to Kev talk about stuff and tell funny stories in the movie theater. I can only hope it sets a trend, then again, Finley maintains that the Weird Al’s commentary for UHF is so boring you want to stab yourself with your own poop, so who knows.

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