Good Morning! That’s Racist!

July 17th, 2006 by Justin

For realA few funny tidbits to start off another sweltering summer week with a reminder of the entrenched ethnic prejudice we continue to face.

First on deck, it seems as if a (likely shitty) German ska band Green Tea Monkeys had their MySpace account “hacked” with some race screed. The bulletin board message titles read like a “The 90s Greatest Dis Tracks” play list, including all your favorites: “I’m Gonna Kill Y’all Ni**as,” “F*ck All Y’all Ni**as!,” and “Get Out of America You F*ckin Ni**as! (feat. Ciara)”

By the way, this MySpace monkey business has reached critical mass and stories like this are indicators that the freewheeling organism once treasured by bands, comics, whores and ugly whores who only have one picture of them that that makes them look way hotter then they really are, is dying. With publicity brings attention, with attention brings old people and with old people brings the end of fun. I know, saying MySpace jumped the shark is hardly rushing out on a limb, but I just felt is should be said… again. So it shall be written, so it shall come to pass.

Also, our favoritist racist world leader ever, Iran’s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad had this to say over the weekend:

“The Zionists think that they are victims of Hitler, but they act like Hitler and behave worse than Genghis Khan,”

This is of course funny because Mahmoud has suggested the holocaust never happened, which I guess means that Israel is acting like a veg-crazed frustrated artist with a slight touch of the fire bug. Or something.

? MyRace, Get It? [TMZ]

? Double Secret Holocaust [J Post]

6 Responses to “Good Morning! That’s Racist!”

  1. Kate wrote on 07/17/06 at 10:31 am :

    What’s the deal with people wasting hacking talent to post racist comments - they are obviously talented enough to figure out how to abuse MySpace - they are just embarassing themselves by being uncreative like carlos mencia. or maybe the Green Tea Monkeys wouldn’t put out at some point…
    Ahmadinejad kinda looks like my dad, and my dad’s not racist, so that means the Iranian leader must not be either, right? i mean, lets not go out and accuse people of being racist until they really are. right?
    mmm…is there a difference between someone who is a racist and proclaims that they are, and someone who is just inherently racist sans proclamation? it’s like “fuckin, [insert inappropriate southern-californian-mexican racial slur/joke] followed by, yea, that’s fuckin right mother fucker, i hate them and proud of it” or “[insert inapprpiate southern-californian-mexican racial slur/joke] followed by, that was my daddy’s favorite joke”
    i don’t get it.

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