Archive for June, 2006

Lazy Friday and Monday and Tuesday

Friday, June 30th, 2006

No Bitchfest till Wednesday. Happy Fourth of July assholes!
And seriously, the podcast should be working soon. I hope

Get Your Fresh Scampi!

Friday, June 30th, 2006

Yup, Kati Rivers can finally get some sleep. Here is the second episode of the Justin Robert Young / Matthew Finley comedy collective Scampi. Contained is another edition of ‘Thomas Jefferson Happy Hour’ dealing with TJ’s dad Peter. A visit from iconic British imperialist poet Rudyard Kipling. Matthew ponders why he isn’t in charge here […]

Shut Up Stupid

Friday, June 30th, 2006

My love for Science Tuesday is rooted in the faith that when I open up the stories, based on past experiences, I feel reasonably confident that the methodology and conclusions will be solid and no matter how fantastic the premise of the story, I can prepare to be amazed.
College kids built a primitive laser beam? […]

Three Stars of the Newscycle: 6.29.06

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

Geeks rule the world. The number one movie on the planet is soon to be Superman and Israel and Hamas are about to destroy each other over this (see: right) heavy-handed bra fumbler. Seriously, this is an example of why a non-volunteer army is a horrible idea. Do you remember the kid who memorized all […]

Hit and Run Rubbernecker: Goobacks edition

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

For those who didn’t see my last delightful spotlight on the incredible Hit and Run blog comment section, here it is. To recap, the Hit and Run blog is a section of Reason.com, the website for the excellent Libertarian magazine and foundation, Reason.
In this episode, after the blog posts an particularly witty exchange from a […]

This is a Tribute…

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

But seriously folks, there’s a new bin Laden video out and this time he’s paying tribute to his posthumous Employee of the Month, Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi. This is kind of a big deal but, WORLD EXCLUSIVE **** MUST CREDIT MEDIA BITCHFEST **** Here it is.
Oh and to keep up on yesterday’s promises, Superman is an […]

Sorry Gang

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

This system is acting screwy and I have to go see Superman. Tomorrow, a brief review of the movie and hopefully and all new Scampi. I love you just the way you are.
Bye.

Bitchfest Debriefing: What You Need To Know To Live

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

- An alligator ate a small dog.
- There is a Spider-man 3 trailer on The Internet.
- Apparently Anderson Cooper is watched by the Gawker Editors… and the people that comment on the site… and people who want to be the first two… and no one else. Whoops.
- Israel will not hesitate to invoke ‘extreme action’ […]

Three Stars of the Newscycle: 6.27.06

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006

Huh? What was that? You want an off color joke about a scientific discovery? And then geek news? And THEN a snarky comment on how overdone internet crime stories are? Fine. I aim to please.

GOOD NEWS! (for homophobic, hypersensitive fathers who are looking for a scientifically sound reason to beat their wives because their son […]

Science Sez: Whatever

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006

Everybody’s gone all crazy about this Global Warming thing lately, right? Well MBF fetish Science Tuesday has an answer this morning, screw that whole “not producing Greenhouse Gasses” malarkey, let’s just invent wild contraptions to contain it. Possibilities include a giant disc that blocks out the sun and “injecting sunlight-scattering particles into the stratosphere.” […]