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Why I’m A Libertarian

May 26th, 2006 by Bitchfest

I subscribe to a magazine by the name of Reason. The publication is the extension of a foundation dedicated to the advancement of free market principles in modern society. As a brand extension, Reason.com features a blog titled Hit and Run featuring the musing of their web editor as well as other contributors.

Also, libertarians are geeks, like real geeks, hard core policy nerds.

Take for example, this innocent post alerting a likeminded readership that Lost and Alias mastermind JJ Abrams is going to helm a new Star Trek movie. Sure it starts harmless enough, some fair critiquing of franchise by a fan base. That is until the geek equivalent of screaming the n-word during the Watts riots happens: someone suggests an element of the Imperial Star Fleet could blow up the Enterprise…

Let’s get one thing straight right away: there is no way — NO WAY — that any Federation ship would stand a chance against an Imperial Star Destroyer. That is not opinion, that is FACT. People (and I use the term advisedly) who are all blah blah blah photon torpedos blah blah blah shields blah blah blah superior tactics blah BLAH BLAH BLAH are gricking IDIOTS, microencephalic mud-crawling parasitic whores who don’t deserve to share the same PLANET with normal people let alone the same blog. Sure yeah yeah yeah with your fricken storm troopers, if you like storm troopers so much why don’t you join the SS? Cause you people are worse than Hitler with your insane refusal to face the SIMPLE OBVIOUS INCONTRIVERTABLE FACTS, so suck my dick.

Comment by: herostratus at May 25, 2006 10:36 PM

Now, you could imagine posts like that are made in jest, but I refuse.

The Enterprise vs. a star destroyer? Who cares? Sauron could kick both their asses.

Comment by: crimethink at May 26, 2006 11:03 AM

—

crimethink,

Not without the Ring, he couldn’t.

Comment by: Pro Libertate at May 26, 2006 11:16 AM

Oh, and it’s still going. And going. And going.

• Open Minds, Open Markets (Unless you’re an Original Trilogy fanboy peen with breath that smells like Bantha discharge) [Reason]

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