Three Stars of the Newscycle: 5.25.06
May 25th, 2006 by Bitchfest
Four toes! Talking eagles! Four fucking toes! Electromagnets! And Fake Kevin Spacey pulls a Keyser Soze and reveals himself to be King Other. Jesus. I’m starting to think that Lost is purposely trying to keep these issues a mystery.
Oh, here is a good chat from TV Guide’s Mike Ausiello.
Well, I guess it’s time to start watching Battlestar Galatica on DVD.
Three
The only Soul Patrol I’m interested in is puttering away on a boat and is comprised of a rapidly growing phychic and a cold blooded murderer.
Two
Hasert in the fire, apparently has yet to realize that all he needs is one person to love him.
One
Enron execs found guilty. Justin can’t think of a Hanso Foundation joke.
And that pretty much concludes the Lost postings until next fall. Thanks for the memories, see you in another life.
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Critical Acclaim:
— Tom Scocca, New York Observer
— J. Michael Robertson, Media Studies Department, University of San Francisco
— Shelly Smith, Comedienne of The Brothel
— Will Leitch, Deadspin.com
— mute_everything, MBF Commenter
