Brevity Is The Soul Of Jounalism
May 25th, 2006 by Bitchfest
From the Canadian Press here is a story in its entirety:
KINGSTON, Ont. - A 19-year-old man faces a theft charge after a hand-held vagina was stolen from an adult video store.
The teen was arrested about 10 minutes after the $80 sex toy disappeared from the store Monday evening.
“We found him around the corner - and he had used it,” said Kingston police Const. Neil Finn.
The sex toy was apparently dumped after being used, and was not recovered by police.
The man is to appear in court at a later date to face a charge of theft, police said.
This is the second recent theft reported at the video store, said employee Heather Baker.
An unidentified item worth $350 was stolen within the past year, she said.
But Baker said thefts of this nature are few and far between.
Show me the hidden meaning in THAT Jack Shafer.
• They’re up to $80 now? [AZ Central]
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