Three Stars of the Newscycle: 5.23.06
May 23rd, 2006 by Bitchfest

Three stories to ponder while kicking that dog.
Three
‘Elton’s gay sitcom canned’ Get it?
Two
Schools block MySpace access. Horny AirForce believes this is an infringement on the basic civil liberties of America’s youth.
One
Michael Hayden set for confirmation as new American Idol.