You Know You’re A Wiener When
April 26th, 2006 by Bitchfest
You get mugged in West Palm Beach.
By “very urban-like” late teen “thugs.”
Who have nicknames like “The Kentuckian.”
And you’re name is David Copperfield.
To his credit however, he did baffle the would-be villains with a deft slight of hand to conceal his passport, wallet and cell phone while seemingly pulling out his pockets. He then commented on the young street tough’s apparent inability to clean behind their ears as he pulled an arrest report from the area. Bravisimo.
• It’s an illusion Michael [PalmBeachPost]
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