Three Stars of the Newscycle: 4.25.06
April 25th, 2006 by Bitchfest
A man — apparently al Qaeda in Iraq leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi (or comedian Dave Attell) — mocked the U.S.-led effort in Iraq. In a video, posted on the Internet Tuesday, he displays what are said to be newly developed missiles for the insurgents’ battle. A U.S. counterterrorism official told CNN that “it does appear to be” al-Zarqawi (or comedian Dave Attell) spouting “a lot of jihadist bravado.”
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A bunch of world weary cry babies attempt to ruin a perfectly good Ladies Night.
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Fox News anchor Tony Snow is your likely new White House Press Secretary. Will finally be able cut out that middle man and leak himself breaking news.
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Oil? What ya’ll talkin’ about, oil?. Bitch, you cookin? (President Bush slaps over pitcher of water and runs out of room)
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Critical Acclaim:
— Tom Scocca, New York Observer
— J. Michael Robertson, Media Studies Department, University of San Francisco
— Shelly Smith, Comedienne of The Brothel
— Will Leitch, Deadspin.com
— mute_everything, MBF Commenter
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