Three Stars of the Newscycle: 4.24.06
April 24th, 2006 by Bitchfest
The theme of today’s Three Stars: From Bad to Worse
Three
‘Let’s vacation in Egypt’ turns into ‘Let’s vacation in a smoldering crater’.
Two
The Soul Crushing Misery That is the Pittsburgh Pirates Baseball Franchise are off to their worst start since 1957.
One
The violent hellhole known as Sierra Leone is now overrun by homicidal monkeys.
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