Archive for January, 2006
Three Stars of the Newscycle 1.31.05
Tuesday, January 31st, 2006Bonus comments from Rachel Oppenheimer, the Media Bitchfest Sports Reporter. Today she ranks the women of Big Ben:
I’m going to assume that the girl that is mostly covered is the hottest. She has the benefit of doubt going for her. Next hottest is the brunette. Slightly mannish, but beer goggles. Then there is […]
DRINK like a Champion…
Tuesday, January 31st, 2006Get it?
This is Pittsburgh Steeler quarterback Ben Roethlisberger (23) partying it up ALLEGEDLY after his team beat the Colts of Indianapolis three weeks ago. All I’ll say is this, when he is Super Bowl Champion Ben Roethlisberger this Sunday, I hope he has a little more of a tender eye for the lady friend companions.
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Wooo Hooo
Tuesday, January 31st, 2006No more talking! Suck it, Kerry!
• America awakens from month of boredom, Alito confirmed [Reuters]
Who Found Frey’s Fraud First?
Tuesday, January 31st, 2006The Smoking Gun has got all the (well deserved) stateside glad-handing but now Russian-American expat rag The eXile is calling shenanigans. They say a September 2005 editorial, apparently widely circulated on the blogosphere, was the first to single out Jimmy as having a softass criminal record. TSG’s lengthy investigative job came out earlier this month.
Bitchfest […]
Three Stars of the Newscycle 1.30.06
Monday, January 30th, 2006“What? Huh? Oil? Who said something about oil? Bitch, you cooking? Oil? *knocks water pitcher onto the table* Come on now, get out of here!”
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Wonkette gets two new dads
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It’s always the one’s with expense accounts that hurt the most
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M-A-R-S MARS bitches!
Orange Crush
Monday, January 30th, 2006Aaron Sorkin’s being put on blast because he railed a hooker for a couple of years and eventually wrote her into The West Wing. This is all from the hooker’s memoir, and boy is she steamed about the whole thing.
An excerpt:
“Almost every time we were together in his penthouse, he asked me to tell him […]
Drudge Doubleheader
Monday, January 30th, 2006Matt’s just a goldmine today. From either side of the isle, two news stories with results that are not suprising to anyone who has opened their eyes in the last decade.
• Conservatives are more likely to not like blacks
• Liberals can’t spend enough money on tired, unoriginal comedy
What? You haven’t opened your eyes? […]
Do Us a Favor…
Monday, January 30th, 2006Picture this eagle from the current Drudge front singing any song of the last 20 years.
Our favorites include:
“Tempted (By the Fruit of Another)” Squezze
“Sledgehammer” Peter Gabriel
“Lovefool” The Cardigans
“Welcome to the Terrordome” Public Enemy
This will never not be funny.
An IED By Any Other Name…
Monday, January 30th, 2006Bob Woodruff- The Game
A journalist was attacked! By a roadside bomb! So now we are going to hear about this attack, and others like it over and over. Why? Because if there’s one thing that journalists love talking about, it’s themselves, specifically when everyone can know what a dangerous job they’re doing.
Here are the […]
Three Stars of the Newscycle 1.27.06
Friday, January 27th, 2006Comment from: liza [Visitor]
I don’t get this. Justin is strange.
That was from yesterday’s Three Stars, so in honor of the beautiful and talented Liza Hearon, (pictured to your right at age 17) I will attempt to keep all references clean and concise.
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John Kerry, still crazy after all these years. John Kerry (D-MA) was the […]
Archives:
Critical Acclaim:
— Tom Scocca, New York Observer
— J. Michael Robertson, Media Studies Department, University of San Francisco
— Shelly Smith, Comedienne of The Brothel
— Will Leitch, Deadspin.com
— mute_everything, MBF Commenter
