Media Bitchfest

Carmelo grows up

September 28th, 2005 by Bitchfest

In the interest of full disclosure:

-The staff of Media Bitchfest attended Syracuse University during the tenure and subsequent championship of Carmelo Anthony.
-We are relatively positive that during his year in the ‘Cuse he banged roughly 68 women. Mind you, basketball season (and the hype that goes along with it) didn’t start until November-esqe. Well played indeed.
-He may or may not have once told a post-coital groupie, “you’re number 52.”

But those days of sub-zero temperatures and producing enough sustained friction to melt steel are over. Our Melo has moved on to bigger and better things like the Denver Nuggets and Baltimore street gang videos.

But the most “aww” inspiring turn of events is that Anthony is now a one woman man, having convinced Mtv personality La La Vaquez to be his forever. And you can really tell how much he is into it. No, really.

Also, Page 3 sucks. I mean bad. It is barely featured on the main ESPN page anymore and should really be allowed to die a quiet death, hopefully by Carbon Monoxide poisoning.

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